No Stupid Questions … But maybe Weird Ones

Cab Driver: Where you going?

Me: Penn Station

Cab Driver: Where you going?

Me: Penn Station [a little more clearly]

Cab Driver: I know. Where you going on the train? Canada?

Me: That’s an odd guess. Why would you say that?

Cab Driver: You sound Canadian.

[Meanwhile, police at the checkpoint on my street are checking the cab before clearing us to pass through the cross street]

Me: Huh, okay but no, I’m not going to Canada.

Cab Driver: So where you going?

Me: Washington

Cab Driver: You look like a politician

Me: Well that’s not very nice

Cab Driver: What?

Me: I said, that’s not very nice.

Cab Driver: Why not?

Me: Well, why do you think I look like a politician?

Cab Driver: You seem serious. And your hair.

Me: Huh. Okay. So if I tell jokes and mess up my hair, what would you guess?

Cab Driver: What?

Me: If I got in the cab and told you a joke and had messy hair, and said I’m going to Washington, what would you guess?

Cab Driver: I would think you were lying.

Me: What? About what?

Cab Driver: That you’re going to Washington

Me: This is exhausting, and it’s only 5:20 am. I’ll bet you’re just starting your shift. Where are you from, man?

Cab Driver: Yes, I started at 4:00 am. I am from Bangladesh. I am Azam.

Me: Well that’s a cool name. Nice to meet you Azam. Tell me this, do you like politicians?

Azam: No. No I don’t.

Me: I see. Well, Azam. I’m not a politician.

Azam: Haha. I like you.

[pulling up to Penn Station]

Me: Well, this has been weird. Have a good rest of the day.