Billions (Of lonely moments).

Billionaires and Reality About 10 pm — I sat in the lobby lounge at our hotel with a few people. The billionaire happened to own […]

Billions (of quirks).

Re: Billionaires, cheapskates and apologies I’ve worked with a fair number of billionaires and with some hundreds-of-millionaires who were emotionally billionaires. Most have been very […]

Colin Huggins

Colin Huggins is a pianist from Georgia, who pursued classical music career for a while in New York, eventually becoming a ballet accompanist. For a […]

That Time We Met With Sonia Ghandi

For most people 30 seconds isn’t a long time. For most people 30 seconds with Sonia Ghandi would be about 30 seconds longer than they […]

The Trials of a Board President

I knew there would be a few days like this. Just didn’t think it would take until Day 23 in my temporarily-elevatorless building. On the […]

Upper East Side. No Explanation Needed.

I walk into Dylan’s candies. Look around the main floor. Go downstairs. Look around. Back up. An older woman bundled in a fur and carrying […]

Spooning?

Dear 50-something-Guy-Next-to-Me, Way-too-Early-While-I’m-Having-Coffee: Whomever was on the other end of the phone listening to you read the ingredients of your juice bottle, then the ingredients […]

Snot Laps

If I ever become sole decision-maker for a humanitarian award, without a doubt, you will be one of the first candidates, Guy in the Lane […]

Shades of Care

Man with Giant Magnifying Glass reading the newspaper at McDonald’s – to man staring into space across the table while drinking a cup of coffee […]

Welcome to New York

For my friends who think New York and South Carolina are nothing alike, i present you with what might possibly be an amphibious vehicle. Spotted […]

Meet a Manhattan Minoan

I clicked like on something, unaware it would commit me to writing 10 things you might not know about me. I keep my word: 1. […]

Secret Service NOT Baggage Service

Vuk Jeremic talks to Kathleen Hays about Europe. Reminds me – I first met Vuk when he came to a conference I ran. Vuk was […]

Street Walker

It was the silvery mane I first noticed as you walked down East Fiftieth. A noble coiffe befitting the King of the Concrete Jungle. Such […]

Please State Your Protest Clearly

One-man protest at 53rd and Third. Grizzled man in a bright orange “Builders Union. Build it Right” t-shirt. Blows a whistle and in a “hey […]

Captain of His Own Two Feet

It took years, but “you did it!”, man in the ankle-length, double-breasted black leather overcoat and leather skipper’s hat complete with golden anchor on the […]

Bill Mahan

Happy Patriots Day! Completely unaware of this holiday unique to Boston, I reported to the office on this day in 1997 right after moving to […]

The Shopping Cart Workout

56th St northeast corner of 3rd ave. Grubby-looking man, arms and legs splayed, sound asleep while standing, leaning at a 60-degree angle, against a shopping […]

Drunken Deli Man

Oh, Drunken Mitty at the deli last night, the things inside your head. I’m certain you saw yourself a man of mystery and charm. The […]

At Least He’s Creative

Grubby-looking man steps into the 1 train car on the subway at 18th street. Him: I’m homeless and I’m hungry, please give [shakes a paper […]

Is There No Joy Extant?

The South Carolina town where I grew up has grown over the years, and these days there are many, many things to do. When I […]

Tonmoy Ghosh

I sometimes wonder what happened to Tonmoy Ghosh. Peter Wolff and I met him about 7 years ago when we were stuck over a weekend […]

The Birdman of Craigslist

I try to tell only my own stories here, but this week heard one worth repeating. To start, I do not doubt the veracity of […]

An Act of Manhattan Charity

Wednesday on the 2 train. 34th Street. Man with a canvas bag of sandwiches stands in the middle of a half-populated subway car, speaks forcefully: […]

The Blue Dinosaur and the Boom Box

August is a funny time. Look past the British, Italian, German and Brazilian tourists who seem to outnumber locals (and generally hang out in parts […]

Trilby and the Wiseman

Fishing hat. Five-foot walking stick with rubber cap on the bottom. Short-sleeved sport shirt with a khaki vest over it. loose-fitting khaki pants and low-cut, […]

The Only Fashion Advice I Have to Offer

“All guys should be wearing shorts and t-shirts, not suits. It’s hot today,” said the complete stranger who works for another company, on a different […]

The Grumpy Dr. and the Good Dr.

In June, 2006, Monmohan Singh agreed to address the November, 2007 Fortune Global Forum in New Delhi. Sometime after that, he changed his mind. We […]

Heroes and the Not-so-Heroic

I often ask for ridiculous and impossible things. I also know I ask for ridiculous and impossible things. That is why I ask for help. […]

A Cute Beginning to a Scary Holiday

Gray morning in the city. My Friday diner has only 24 seats. Sleepy, dreary, but comforting. Light jazz quietly playing, pane-windowed wall closed. Guy next […]

Unrecognizable Me

On the way back from a meeting, two colleagues and I caught the subway. Sitting across from us was an artist, working in charcoal. We […]

Wistful Wanderer

Walking down 28th Street between 8th and 7th Avenues at 2 am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. Grizzly homeless man leaning on the lower cross […]

On the Job with Jobs

August 1993, Steve Jobs had founded NeXT during his years of exile from Apple. He agreed to speak at my “GroupWare ’93” conference and expo […]

Vinnie, the Magician and Me

Congratulations, Vinnie Polito on the IAEE Pinnacle Award. Those of you who have worked with Vinnie know not to underestimate how good he is at […]

Subway Role Model (Complete with Tattoos)

Packed evening subway train. Black kid, maybe 20, reeks of cigarette smoke, tattoos peeking above the collar and below the sleeves of his sweatshirt which […]

Crucial Questions

New Yorkers respond to world events in as many ways as there are New Yorkers. There is one pervasive response, however that I find most […]

A Moment Among Gentlemen

My Dear Stranger/Friend, It was a pleasure to offer you my chair in the club. You looked uncomfortable standing there. I did it to be […]

Let’s Not Waste that Workout

Waiting in the elevator lobby. 8:13 am. Muscle guy: Ugh. This is taking forever and i have to pee Everyone else: (Silence) Guy: (to guard) […]

The Profits of Doom

I chuckled when I heard the familiar, unintelligible mumbling emanating from the TV news. Had to laugh when I looked up — there he was, […]

Love at First …

A LOVE STORY I never knew you existed in space or time. Until today. Your belly pressed against my back as I stood at the […]

Jaime Florcruz

In summer 2004, Carrie Ross Welch arranged dinner at the Courtyard Restaurant, a place right in the shadow of the Forbidden City’s outer wall. The […]

Pretentious People

Here’s a fact: Pretentious people entertain me. “What?” you might say “But you post things about Opera and ballet and chamber music in art deco […]