I said “Alabama”. He heard “Albania”

Me: “That’s a lot of food you have up there” Cab Driver: “I eat all day while i drive” Me: “Let me guess what you’re […]

Me: How do I order a coffee? Guy behind counter: Use the iPad in front of you. If you need help, ask one of them […]

Me: I paid the fare with the machine back here, but I also brought this tomato for you as an extra tip (hands a tomato […]