Two people got in line behind me while I was standing third in the checkout line. Overheard.
Female #1: Should we go somewhere else?
Female #2: Yuh, what’s the problem here?
Female #1: [whispers] Look at that guy whose checking out
Female #2: Are your parents home?
Female #1: They’re watching baseball [incredulous tone]
Female #2: Gosh. Sports are so confusing.
Female #1: [some sort of noise of acknowledgement]
Silence.