Everything You Need to Know About Airports

Walter Kamb you got me thinking about the downtown airport days. Let me test your memory with 10 of my key lessons learned from those years (* note to casual readers – don’t misunderstand – we were a very, very safe line crew):

1. Never write in pen unless you are ok with your words being permanent.

2. Some people don’t like to open the safe and find the day’s deposit in a saran-wrap-covered fishbowl.

3. Ramp skiing with a tug and an old stand from a rental car sign is probably not a good idea.

4. Don’t fall off the backward-facing South Ramp tug.

5. Yes, sometimes a head pilot moves into his office as an apartment for a long stretch of time.

6. Not all Greenville firefighters will be featured in the annual hottie calendar

7. That 90s show “Wings”? I believe is actually a documentary.

8. Mike Tyson tips well. Mick Jagger tips well. Professional wrestlers don’t

9. No one should have to fuel a DC3 in cold and whipping rain.

10. Once in their life everyone should sit with a cup of coffee atop a 10,0000 gallon JP3 tank, and watch the sun rise over runway 18-36