Me: I don’t feel like undressing and emptying my pockets today, may we just do a pat down?
Tsa woman: Yes (waves me through). Step through to that nice man on the other side. JAMAL – male assist, please.
Tsa guy on the other side: Hello, sir, Its a quiet day. Which of us fine gentleman would you like to do your pat-down?
Me: Uh, first of all, nice to see everyone in a good mood today. Second – you know this is just a pat- down, right?
