in the bizarro subway world:
– it does not annoy me to get jostled, bumped or crushed
– it is relaxing to watch rats play on the tracks while i look for interesting things dropped from the platform (today there was a copy of ‘atlas shrugged’ on the 53rd st M train track)
– a lack of odor is like sweet perfume
– i stand in the car even if it’s empty
– i read every single ad on the train (who knows, maybe i’ll visithandybook.com and enter nyc29 for that 29-dollar special)
– during rush hour, people cannot arrange themselves according to their above-ground neighborhood (hilarious human dynamic to watch)
– almost anything qualifies as entertainment (today, we all watched a lime roll around the floor as if it were the most fascinating performance of the year)
