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The One Who Follows the Rule

Me: What time did you start driving this morning?

Cab Driver: 4:10. I take a fast shower and go (makes a hair washing motion – no hands on the wheel). I like to start early and finish early so I can see my daughter.

Me: How old is she?

Cab Driver: She’s only 5. I get home a little after four, but then I’m dead by five so I don’t get to talk to her much.

Me: You take any days off?

Cab Driver: Yeah, Sunday.

Me: You ever call her from the cab?

Cab Driver: No sir. That’s big trouble if I get caught.

Me: You must be the only driver in New York who doesn’t sit talking on your phone the entire day anyway.

Cab Driver: I don’t like trouble, and it’s a bad example for my daughter if she knows I break the law all the time.

Me: How about this. I’ll sit here and be quiet for the rest of the ride. And I won’t tell anybody if you call her right now.

Cab Driver: Seriously?

Me: Seriously.

Cab Driver: [dials the phone and talks the rest of the ride]

Me: [End of the ride, hand him cash quietly and get out. Making a hang-up motion and zipping my lip]

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