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The Mystery of the Citibikers

Me: Do you like all of these Citibike riders? They are everywhere now that the sun is out

Driver: Yes I do.

Me: Really? Are some of them dangerous in traffic?

Driver: Yes. They are very bad.

Me: Seems like it. Do they slow you down?

Driver: Yes. They, don’t stay on their lane and I cannot get around them, especially if they are in a group.

Me: It sounds like you are just agreeing with whatever I say. Do you really like them?

Driver: Yes

Me: Why?????????

Driver: Because I don’t want them in my cab

Me: But you like them

Driver: Yes. If they are riding those bikes then they are not in my cab.

Me: Why don’t you want them in your cab?

Driver: They don’t look like they would give me a tip

Mystery solved.

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