Me: “That’s a lot of food you have up there”
Cab Driver: “I eat all day while i drive”
Me: “Let me guess what you’re having for breakfast, ok?
Cab Driver: “Ok” (sound of shuffling as he obscured his food.
Me: “Chicken, goat cheese, some sort of curry sauce, peppers, garlic and onion”
Cab Driver: Holds up a foil packet while we sit at a stop light. It has some sort of sloppy pita with the things i just mentioned. “How did you do that! You have a super power, my friend!”