Guy at 53rd St: Hey man. I do magic. Wanna see a trick?
Me: No thanks. I don’t particularly like magicians
Guy: Come on, dude. Just one trick. I’ll do my best one
Me: Ok, why not.
Guy: Gimme a dollar
[I give him a dollar, knowing I’ll never see it back]
Guy: [puts it in his pocket] See! Now it disappeared. [laughs a little too loud]
Me: I like that trick. Here’s another dollar for making me laugh
Guy: Ok, now let me show you another one
Me: No thanks. I still don’t like magic